I'm really immortal

Chapter 792 Continuation Chapter 130 Three ponies
The blazing charcoal fire in the center of the brazier is the essence of winter barbecue, just like a hot pot on a snowy day, it always dispels some cold and makes people feel comfortable and happy.It would be great if there was some snow at this time, Liu Changan thought about who is the god in charge of snow?The young girl is still Su'e, or Shaohao who is in charge of winter, Beihai Guangze Wang Aoshun, etc... Liu Chang'an doesn't know these people.

There was a man named Teng Liu whom Liu Changan knew. He was the Lord of the Teng Kingdom. He did not know how he became a snow god, but Liu Changan knew that he could not snow at all.

Liu Changan looked up at the sky and smiled.

One by one, the barbecue irons were inserted into the wooden barrel and taken out, and placed next to the brazier. Zhou Dongdong poked his head into the wooden barrel to look, and Zhou Shuling pulled it out with his collar to prevent her saliva from falling into it.

Shangguan Dandan didn't plan to eat shark intestines, nor did she plan to eat pig sausages, no matter how Liu Changan explained that it was not pig intestines, Shangguan Dandan didn't believe it, and he wanted to frame her again, Shangguan Dandan touched the thermos and drank it He took a sip of champagne and poured a full glass for Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling likes to drink rice wine the most, but she heard that Shangguan Dandan's champagne water is very expensive, so Zhou Shuling wanted to try it. She felt that it was really delicious, but she was a little worried that Shangguan Dandan was drinking the wine from such a thermos every day. Will become a drunkard.

The four of them sat down around the fire, with small stools beside each of them for placing saucers and drinks. Everyone's cheeks were flushed by the strong firelight. Liu Changan first picked up a skewer of beef and started to roast it.

The beef skewers at the barbecue stand are only eaten with the taste of seasoning, because due to cost considerations, it is impossible to use good local yellow beef. For now, all kinds of domestic beef are much more expensive than ordinary imported beef , and the taste is much better.

The beef that restaurants often use to make high-priced dishes is completely different from the beef used to make barbecue.

Liu Changan is now using yellow beef. Yellow beef often gives people a real "beef taste", not the kind of tenderness that seems to be added with starch or meat tenderizer. It is slightly stinky and chewy. , the shredded meat is full of juice, the color will not turn black after roasting, and its meaty taste will not be covered by the seasoning, but will be stimulated more intensely.

For Liu Changan, taking a bite of a large strip of yellow beef is definitely more enjoyable than cutting it with a knife in a restaurant.

"Roasting the yellow beef first is an important ceremony at the beginning of the barbecue." Liu Changan said to the others.

But only Zhou Shuling was obedient, and she also took a string of beef skewers and grilled them next to Liu Changan's. Legs, but she has absolutely no idea what to do with lamb chops and lamb shanks, let's hold them in hand.

Liu Chang'an and Zhou Shuling's yellow beef was roasted, and Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong's were still uneatable. Zhou Shuling gave Liu Chang'an the roasted yellow beef, and said to Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong: "I will help you eat." You can roast it, Dan Dan...Your sausage can only be roasted slowly, otherwise the outside will be burnt and the inside will not be cooked yet."

"It's been a long time since I've eaten roasted camels." Shangguan Dandan said with some emotion, and handed over his white sausage to Zhou Shuling, or his daughters-in-law would be more heartwarming, Dongdong's mother would roast sausages for him, and wanted to eat camels Ya got it sorted.

The man next to him only knew how to hold the roasted fragrant yellow beef up to the noses of Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, let them smell the aroma and then stuffed it into his own mouth.

"Can you say something that fits our ordinary family? Why haven't you eaten roasted camel for a long time? I haven't heard anyone say that in the past few hundred years." Liu Changan didn't want her to go to Qin Yanan or Zhu Juntang to eat camel again. , although this matter is very simple for Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang, it can be arranged in one sentence.

Try not to bother others if you can do it without bothering others. Ordinary people just want to roast roast beef, roast sausage, etc. at home, instead of worrying about bothering others to get a camel to eat.

Liu Changan nodded in satisfaction with himself. After all, he has lived out the way of thinking and living habits of ordinary people, while Shangguan Dandan still retains the bad habits of the feudal ruling class, always talking about what he wants and doing, and letting others Come serve yourself.

"It's been a long time since I heard chime bells playing during dinner, it's been a long time since I saw hundreds of people dancing during dinner, it's been a long time since I watched a vaudeville troupe perform during dinner, it's been a long time since..."

"Stop." Liu Changan handed the freshly roasted beef to Shangguan Dandan, "If you have time to go to the Huwu Museum, there will be a chime bell performance, then I will buy you a steamed bun, and you will listen to the chime bell while eating it. Reminisce about your imperial life."

Shangguan Dandan had beef strips that could be stuffed into his mouth, so he didn't want to pay attention to Liu Changan, and didn't want to feel any emotion, while signaling Liu Changan with his eyes to roast beef strips for her, otherwise she would keep talking so much that he couldn't listen .

Zhou Shuling couldn't understand what Shangguan Dandan said, but she just thought it was funny that Shangguan Dandan often made Liu Changan feel helpless with her, pulled the roasted meat off the iron spit, and fed it to Liu Changan who was busy feeding Shangguan Dandan. He also fed it to Zhou Dongdong, who held lamb chops and leg of lamb in his hand and could not roast, but only knew how to open his mouth.

"Eat more yourself." Liu Chang'an said to Zhou Shuling, "Others take advantage of the winter to store up more meat to make themselves plump. Look, you are as thin as Zhu Juntang."

Zhou Shuling looked down at herself, and said that she was as thin as Zhu Juntang, which must be a bit exaggerated. After all, her breasts and buttocks looked like a mature woman, which was very different from that of a young girl.

Zhu Juntang is not thin, even a relatively healthy and normal girl's figure, which can be considered uneven.

However, compared to a while ago, I did lose a little weight, mainly because I have been more devoted and serious in dancing recently, and I have consumed a lot of fat.

It seems that this person usually likes to ridicule her for being fat again, but in fact he still likes her a little meaty, so Zhou Shuling quickly took a few skewers of pork belly and roasted them.

"I...I wore a set of corset thermal underwear today, and you see that the thermal pants and the hip-wrapping skirt are black, which makes me look thinner." Zhou Shuling explained that she is not thin, even though women like to be thin One point, according to Zhou Shuling's own standards, I think she is still a bit fat, but maybe men don't see it that way. He likes a more voluptuous figure, just like Li Hongfang.

Walking with Li Hongfang today, Zhou Shuling couldn't help but take a few glances at Li Hongfang's lower body. This woman's buttocks are so beautiful.

Liu Changan glanced at it and nodded. The thermal pants and hip-wrapping skirt are both pretty good-looking. Zhou Shuling is also getting better at dressing herself up, at least much better than when she had frequent blind dates. Clothes, it's not like you have repeatedly fought and failed in the blind date market... No, it's not her problem. When she was dressed in a simple way, Quan Xing and Mi Gaoming also pursued her passionately.

After eating the barbecue, Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong under his armpit and went upstairs. Zhou Shuling cleaned up downstairs. There were a few pieces of charcoal that were only half burnt. .

"Dandan, you go upstairs first, and they will eat all your favorite snacks later." Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan who was standing beside her. She was used to Shangguan Dandan not working, but she always It is to watch others work with encouraging and appreciative eyes.

"Xiaoling, in fact, you and Liu Chang'an have lived together for a long time." Shangguan glanced at Zhou Shuling's stomach lightly, but couldn't see anything. Zhou Shuling's waist was soft, not the kind that was flat and thin, but A relatively round shape, that is, a thin waist but soft to the touch, not shriveled and tight skin, which is not good-looking or sexy even if it is thin.

"Ah...you said that." Zhou Shuling was a little embarrassed, she shook her head with a smile, and didn't care, Shangguan Dandan liked to associate her with Liu Changan, Zhou Shuling knew it was Shangguan Dandan's kindness and preference, So never bothered.

"When Dongdong and I didn't know what to eat this morning because we only had 20 yuan for breakfast..."

Zhou Shuling touched her pocket, there seemed to be 100 yuan in her pocket today, she took it out and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan's eyes were calm and indifferent, two fingers stretched out from his sleeves, and he took them without fumes, and slid them into his sleeve pockets with a wave of his palms, patted them worriedly, and then said: "We I met Professor Liu, the very powerful Professor Liu you said, and she invited us to have breakfast."

"Professor Liu is quite a nice person. He feels very comfortable in dealing with people, elegant and cultured, and has a good temperament." Zhou Shuling said enviously.

Even though Zhou Dongdong had seen that Professor Liu was not good at eating at all, Zhou Shuling still felt that Liu Yuewang was very good and was not convinced by Zhou Dongdong's theory.

"Liu Chang'an stayed at Liu Yuewang's house last night, but Liu Yuewang was not at home." Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhou Shuling with suggestive eyes, hoping that she would understand.

Zhou Shuling was startled when she saw Shangguan Dandan, the iron chisel in her hand fell into the bucket, her teeth chattered nervously, "You...you can't talk nonsense, why Liu Changan stayed at her house, Liu Yuewang should be here Home? You... what did you find?"

Shangguan frowned lightly, stroked the smooth and unpainted lid of the thermos, and understood after a little doubt, "Where are you going...you are upstairs above him, and he didn't sleep with you, of course he wouldn't let you sleep." Liu Yuewang sleeps with him."

Zhou Shuling's cheeks were flushed, and she tugged on her skirt. The hip-wrapping skirt has this problem. After sitting for a long time, it will inevitably shrink up, and the skirt is getting shorter and shorter, as if she is deliberately showing off.

"I'm thinking about the conditions for pregnancy due to induction. Liu Changan and An Nuan are next to Liu Yuewang, which may cause Liu Yuewang to become pregnant due to induction. Liu Changan has been sleeping under your bed, but you have not been pregnant due to induction. It may be because of Liu Changan Sleeping alone, not with a woman to accompany her..."

Zhou Shuling didn't know what Shangguan Dandan was talking nonsense, so she pushed Shangguan Dandan to the stairs and told her to go upstairs to eat.

Shangguan Dandan didn't go upstairs, nor did she continue talking. She stood on the stairs and waited for Zhou Shuling to finish her work, then took Zhou Shuling's hand and went upstairs together.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong were sitting together eating fruit, Liu Changan was eating a pomegranate, Zhou Dongdong was eating an unpeeled sugarcane.

"Zhou Dongdong, is sugarcane a fruit?" Liu Changan decided to incorporate education into her daily life, using her interests and hobbies to teach, which reflects a very high level of teaching and experience.

"Yes!" Zhou Dongdong said loudly.

"Sugarcane is the stem of a plant. From a botanical point of view, it is not a fruit, and bananas are not a fruit." Liu Changan said. Of course, it is not a problem to say that eating sugarcane and bananas is eating fruit in daily life. .

"I know!" Zhou Dongdong gnawed off the skin of a section of sugarcane, and then stuffed the sugarcane into Liu Changan's mouth. Brother Changan didn't like his pomegranate, and always told Zhou Dongdong some useless things , must want to eat Zhou Dongdong's sugar cane.

Just like when Zhou Dongdong wanted to eat his food, he would surround him and ask questions.

Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an and remembered Shangguan Dandan's words, she felt a little hot, but in order to show that her peace of mind regarding Liu Chang'an as her family was not affected, she still sat beside Liu Chang'an.

Shangguan Dandan pulled out the sugarcane from Liu Changan's mouth, and returned it to Zhou Dongdong. Shangguan Dandan didn't want to be like them and only knew how to eat. It is comfortable to sleep when you are full.

Zhou Shuling took out a box of mints in her shopping bag, and was about to open it, but found that something was wrong. "Mint" was "mint", but it was not mint candy, but a mint-flavored family planning product.

Liu Changan turned his head and found that Zhou Shuling was holding a box of condoms in his hand, "So you like mint flavor."

"No, it's in here!" Zhou Shuling quickly threw it away, "Obviously you bought it yourself!"

"Why would I buy this, I never use it." Liu Changan picked it up and put it in Zhou Shuling's pocket, "It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's just a daily necessities."

"I really didn't buy it, I got it in this shopping bag." Zhou Shuling quickly took it out and threw it to Liu Chang'an, falteringly reminding: "You...you and An Nuan, you still need to use it."

Liu Changan took it apart, and under Zhou Shuling's dumbfounded gaze, he made three balloon ponies that smelled like mint and placed them on the table.

Seeing that Zhou Dongdong finished eating one section of sugarcane and began to gnaw the next section of sugarcane husk, he turned around and noticed the pony. Zhou Shuling hurried upstairs with the three ponies in his arms.

Zhou Shuling ran upstairs, looked at the three ponies, and then felt that something was wrong. It really wasn't Liu Changan who bought it. He is a brave person, and he would not deny that he bought it.

If it wasn't Liu Chang'an, then Shangguan Dandan, it was impossible for Zhou Dongdong to buy it because he thought it was peppermint candy. Zhou Dongdong didn't know such a complicated word "mint".

Most likely, Shangguan Dandan thought it was mints... No, remembering what Shangguan Dandan said downstairs just now, could it be... Could it be that Shangguan Dandan wants to make herself and Liu Changan... and is afraid that Zhou Shuling will become pregnant?
God, what is Dan Dan thinking about every day?Zhou Shuling's cheeks were hot, and she couldn't help hugging the three ponies tightly.

Hey... so oily!
diudiao~
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Liu Changan, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan slept on the sofa for a while. Liu Changan woke up first. He had other things to do at night and didn't plan to have dinner at home. He went upstairs to talk to Zhou Shuling and saw that she was still shy. The appearance, can't help but a little funny.

The charm of a young girl and the shyness of a woman have always been the two most beautiful styles of women.

Liu Changan didn't care too much about what she was thinking about, it was nothing more than those three ponies, Liu Changan said that he never used it, but it was true, but any sect master, swordsman, master, emperor, general, lord, sir in history, Big Brother, Senior Brother, Master, Junior Brother, Patriarch, Uncle, etc. have used similar things... It’s not a good experience just to try or if both parties are not familiar with each other.

The earliest similar products used sheep cecum. Many people know this, but few people know that until the 90s, sheep cecum products still accounted for 5.00% to 20.00% of this market share, and the sales volume was even higher. That's almost [-]%...it's an expensive natural product.

Westerners especially love sheep deeply.

The main manufacturing centers of these things are the slaughtering country and New Zealand with a large number of sheep, which perfectly fits the Western positioning of places like the slaughtering country and New Zealand. Isn't the land of exile the most suitable for producing these?
Thinking of sheep, it is inevitable to think of bleating on the other side. Liu Changan frowned, and then rushed to the top of Lushan Mountain. He planned to continue investigating the women's health care center tonight. He hoped to act together with Qin Yanan. The last time he acted with Qin Yanan was at Lushan Mountain. When I was in the valley, I felt pretty good.

When he came to the Xiangjiang River, which he had passed countless times, Liu Changan saw someone fishing by the river, and he thought of Du Mu's "Drinking Alone":
It is snowing outside the window, and the wine tank is opened by the stove.

How is it like fishing a boat in the rain, sleeping on the autumn river under the canopy?

Perhaps because of Du Mu's background, Du Mu's "Drinking Alone" has the true sense of chic that Liu Changan appreciates, and it also reflects what Liu Changan has always believed: loneliness is the normal state of life.

Compared with Du Fu's "Drinking Alone" which "has no profound meaning", it is a bit reluctant. Du Fu only reached his Dzogchen realm after "Boundless Falling Trees".

Of course, it doesn't mean that before Du Fu didn't have Dzogchen, he was not as good as others.

Liu Chang'an was thinking about these people from the old times, but unknowingly walked to the fishing place by the river.

The fishing brother set up a fishing tent. This kind of tent is different from general camping tents. Common camping tents tend to be equilateral triangles, while single-person fishing tents are often A-shaped. As for ice fishing tents, they are polygonal. Mainly.

The fishing tent is breathable, quick to set up and open, sun-proof, mosquito-proof and rain-proof. It is really a good companion for fishing. Liu Changan looked at it and felt very good.

"The harvest is good." Liu Changan saw a lot of goods in the big fishing bucket outside the tent, obviously not to avoid the Air Force from going to the vegetable market to buy.

"Yeah, do you want to come in and hide from the rain?" The younger brother warmly invited Liu Changan, seeing that Liu Changan was handsome and gentle, and there seemed to be a drizzle outside.

Liu Changan bent down and got in. The little brother's tent was relatively big, and it wasn't crowded when two people sat in it. The little brother poured a cup of hot water and handed it to Liu Changan.

"It's comfortable." Liu Changan said enviously. In fact, many ancient people were not very comfortable and warm in the real state of "sleeping on the autumn river with a fluffy bottom". After all, there are very few people who fish by boat.

"Yeah, Nas is pretty cool." The little brother squinted his eyes, showing a state of complete happiness, "I've been out for three days."

"Then where do you sleep?" Liu Changan looked at the tent, and it was still a bit difficult for him to sleep.

"In the car, my car is parked over there." The little brother casually pointed in one direction.

"Have you brushed your teeth?" Liu Changan didn't smell a strong breath, but he still cared a little.

The little brother froze for a moment, then nodded with a smile, never expecting someone to ask this.

Liu Changan nodded and felt that this is probably the state that many fishermen love. In the small fishing tent, there is hot water and food, and there is drizzle outside the tent. Sitting here seems like the world is so big. Many people are obsessed.

For many people, fishing is more addictive than doing anything else. What they like is the feeling that people are out of reality and their souls are floating.

Liu Changan sat for a while, then bid farewell after drinking the hot water.

After this stroll, when I walked to the top of the mountain and looked back, the whole county was already lit up with thousands of lights and a bright neon night scene. Liu Changan stood on the viewing platform and turned his head, only the living room of Qin Yanan's suite was lit. I turned on an orange light, and the reflected light also made people breathe a sigh of relief. It was the kind of feeling that would warm you when you saw home in front of you.

Walking into Qin Yanan's home, Liu Changan saw Qin Yanan sitting on the sofa, beside him there was a small padded jacket with air leakage and an ice pack for cooling. Sure enough, life is always prone to illusions, just now he actually felt warm downstairs?
"Baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled unexpectedly when he saw Liu Changan, and then continued to rub a silicone round handle on Qin Yanan's belly. She was collecting information about the gestational sac.

"Why are you here?" Qin Yanan was pleasantly surprised, and there was a sense of shame in his voice, because Liu Changan had not informed her that he would come, but now she is showing her belly... There is no way, Zhu Juntang again Being pestering and annoying, Qin Yanan had no choice but to cooperate with her.

"have dinner."

Liu Changan stood at the door for a long time before he changed his shoes and walked in, and then he found the most sufficient reason.

"Okay, I happen to have sheep's eyes at home, I'll make them for you to eat." Qin Yanan pushed Zhu Juntang away, pulled down her skirt and stood up.

"I just said that I want you to cook porridge for me, but you said you were too lazy to move!" Zhu Juntang sat on the ground angrily. Such obvious double standards and differential treatment, don't you know that the common people hate double standards and differential treatment the most? !
"You eat so badly. Let me make porridge for you. Don't eat the porridge if it's not good-looking. Don't drink it if it's thick or thin. Don't drink salty porridge. Don't drink sweet porridge. Don't drink it if it's bland. Don’t drink, just eat fresh fish porridge, you can’t see that there is fish meat and crab meat, I’m too lazy to serve you.” Qin Yanan can also make porridge that can meet Zhu Juntang’s requirements, but it’s too troublesome, she is a pregnant woman, and can’t So much work.

"I don't eat sheep's eyes, cook me something else." Zhu Juntang doesn't think it's too much, if it's a girl from an ordinary family with an annual income of 1000 million, of course she is a princess if she eats so tricky I'm sick, I'm too spoiled, but I don't have any problems eating like this.

It can also provide a huge amount of work time for many people.

A huge amount of working hours means more salary, and it's not too hard, just patience and care.

Many people just have a lot of time, and they can make a lot of money by saving some of the time they spend playing mobile phones to work for Zhu Juntang. This cannot even be called capitalist oppression and exploitation.

Isn't that a good thing?Benefiting others and benefiting oneself, why not do it.

"Didn't you bring the sheep's eyes?" Qin Yanan remembered correctly, Zhu Juntang brought Jin Xiaomei here, and Jin Xiaomei handed the sheep's eyes to Qin Yanan and left.

"I brought sheep's eyes here to disgust you, who told you to humiliate me first?" Zhu Juntang was depressed because Qin Yanan didn't feel nauseated or sick when he saw the sheep's eyes. She was indeed a fake pregnant woman.

"The sheep's eyes are so delicious. I haven't eaten them for a long time. The sheep's eyes have tendons and cartilage, and the taste is soft and tough. The sheep fat explodes in the mouth, and the juice in the eyeballs drips. After chewing, swallow it. It's delicious." Liu Changan originally I said it casually, but when I heard that there were sheep eyes to eat, I was looking forward to it. I reminded Qin Yanan, "It can be roasted directly after marinating, or it can be fried and then roasted. There is no need for stewing soup, it is better to eat other haggis. "

"Okay, I'll deal with it first." Qin Yanan smiled slightly, knowing that he would like to eat this, of course Qin Yanan knew Zhu Juntang's purpose for bringing this, but a little fairy like Zhu Juntang who floats around all day without touching the ground , How do you know that the ingredients in the world are delicious?
Zhu Juntang folded her hands on her chest and got angry. She obviously came to play a prank on Qin Yanan, but it failed completely, and Liu Changan got a good fortune.

Qin Yanan went to the kitchen, and Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang.

"You were bleating just now, but you ended up feeding someone else the goat's eyes. Don't you feel that you are offended?" Liu Chang'an couldn't understand Zhu Juntang, a special creature like this.

"I am a fairy baa, and I am not of the same species as ordinary baa. The difference...the difference is like...that is, it is very big." Zhu Juntang wanted to find an example that looked the same, but was actually very different, and couldn't find it for a while. Come on, forget it.

"Yes, the difference is as big as you and me, and you and I are not of the same breed." Liu Changan nodded in agreement.

Zhu Juntang's eyes turned around suspiciously, a little suspicious that Liu Changan was implying something, or secretly attacked her but she didn't know or couldn't understand for the time being.

Ordinary people speak with the word "pair" to emphasize it, but he and she are not of the same breed, so why should we emphasize it?
She is a fairy, he is a bad old man, the difference is too big.

Zhu Juntang didn't continue to think about anything, anyway, he was thinking about how to torture her, train her every day, trying to turn her into a walking corpse who obeyed his orders, a robot who only knew how to read, just like... like Yan Qingcheng.

(End of this chapter)