I'm really immortal

Chapter 755 Continuation Chapter 93 If the door owner is a dog, what is An Nuan?

Ten years ago, the "spoof" culture was in the ascendant on the Internet, making complaints and making jokes more deliberately, a bit like the current Hong Kong and Taiwan comedy films... Of course, many of the current "humor" and "funny" as the starting point Cultural products still feel like this.

At that time, the alpaca became the well-known "grass mud horse", and several other great beasts were also products of such Internet culture.

After the popularity of alpacas increased greatly, news of people feeding alpacas as pets could be vaguely seen. Now, although such pets can be seen everywhere, they are not rare.

Zhu Juntang's alpaca came from the bamboo family's camel hair industrial park in the Andes, where the alpacas originated. Long Aotian was obviously a lucky one to be Zhu Juntang's pet.

When it comes to alpacas, it is necessary to popularize science about the difference between alpacas and alpacas. Alpacas are artiodactyls, camelids, alpacas, alpacas, and are generally called vicunas, while alpacas are big sheep. Camel is a species of alpaca in the family of Alpaca in the family Artiodactyla Camelidae.

It is very dangerous to think that alpacas are camels and alpacas are sheep. After all, some studies have shown that if you are kidnapped by aliens, you must answer the insidious question of who is a camel and who is a sheep.

"It's so cute, I want to take a photo with it." Seeing Long Aotian tilting his head, An Nuan tilted his head to look at it, and imitated Long Aotian's squinting expression.

An Nuan is often irresistible to such funny and silly things, such as her favorite funny pillow.

"It's okay to take a group photo, don't get too close, don't touch it and it will be fine." Zhu Juntang also squinted his eyes, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Don't you think it looks a lot like Liu Changan?"

An Nuan laughed "Pu Chi", I really don't know what Zhu Juntang is thinking, her boyfriend is not a little fresh meat touted by makeup, beauty, hairstyle and niche aesthetics, he is an absolute male god, especially It's temperament...huh?

An Nuan took a closer look. After the alpaca turned its head to look at her, it didn't make any other movements. The golden hair tail on the top of its head trembled slightly in the morning wind. The quiet feeling, the plain eyes, stood still Tranquility...

"It really feels like Liu Changan...hahaha..." Han Zhizhi pushed An Nuan and laughed wildly.

Zhu Juntang was very satisfied with their reaction. She took a photo of Liu Changan a while ago and asked people to find a pet that looked like Liu Changan. However, there was really no animal that looked like Liu Changan, but she found a pet that had a temperament similar to Liu Changan. Similar to alpacas.

This is also the reason why Zhu Juntang named the alpaca Long Aotian. After all, it would be too dangerous to call someone like "Sect Master" again. Qin Yanan and Zhongqing belong to Liu Changan's dog-licking and vixen by his side. When did Zhu Juntang sell out.

But it's okay to be called Long Aotian, and it reflects that Liu Chang'an is just like the city soldier king and the school boy.

Is not it?Teacher Yujie from a wealthy family like Qin Yanan, a beautiful school girl like An Nuan, a gentle and virtuous young woman neighbor... are all standard.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi took a photo with the alpaca with enthusiasm, and An Nuan also took a photo of her and Liu Changan and sent a comment together with the photo of the alpaca.

After taking the photo, Zhu Juntang took out a rocket apple from the pocket in front of the skirt, fed it to Long Aotian, and patted its neck. The alpaca was not as tall as a llama, and Zhu Juntang was easy to pet.

Zhu Juntang glanced at An Nuan's long legs. This Baolong Center Building No. [-] probably has no problem touching the head of a camel that is over two meters tall. This works, and it doesn't make any other sense.

"You'll be fine if you touch it?" Han Zhizhi looked enviously at Zhu Juntang touching the alpaca. She also wanted to touch it. Seeing a fluffy animal, who wouldn't want to touch it and play with it?But she was more afraid of being spit on.

"Of course she has no problem raising it herself. How long have you been raising it?" An Nuan was also envious, and she also wanted to touch it. Seeing a fluffy animal, who wouldn't want to touch it and play with it?

"I haven't kept it for long. I only like to play with pets. I don't like keeping pets. They will defecate casually. My pets are all given to me after being raised by others, but I have been close to animals since I was a child, even if I am not familiar with them. Yes, they are obedient in my hands." Zhu Juntang said as usual.

She is a fairy, except for extraordinary creatures like Liu Changan, ordinary humans and small animals, don't they all have to bow their heads in front of her and bow down under her beautiful fairy skirt?

"Are you still short of pets? I don't dislike them urinating casually. Do you still have pets?" Han Zhizhi said positively.

Zhu Juntang frowned slightly, thought for a while, and was about to speak when An Nuan saw that she was serious, and quickly explained: "Miss Zhu, she was joking. She will start school soon, and she has a hamster that is sick. Feed rat poison to hamsters."

"That's my classmate!" Han Zhizhi explained dissatisfied.

"I have a classmate, I have a friend, don't they all mean the same thing?" An Nuan said with a smile.

"The hamster is sick, what's wrong with feeding it rat poison?" Zhu Juntang looked at An Nuan suspiciously, "If the rat is sick, it doesn't eat rat poison. What does it eat? Or is it that the hamster is not a mouse?"

Han Zhizhi and An Nuan looked at Zhu Juntang in a daze for a moment, and found that she was serious.

It's normal to think about it. Judging from Zhu Juntang's living environment, if she has seen mice, she is well-informed, and she may not have been in contact with "elimination of the four pests", "plague" and other related knowledge points.

"It's nothing, I want to raise a little alpaca." An Nuan looked down at the alpaca, it's only a bit too big, small is easier to raise, and is more cute, "Will your alpaca have babies? ?”

Just like the cats and dogs in many people's homes are pregnant, and some friends come to order the cubs.

"It's a fairy alpaca, and fairy alpacas don't give birth to babies." Zhu Juntang shook his head, "But I know there are small alpacas that are specially bred. If you want, I'll send someone over."

"Ah...thank you. If I really want to raise a pet, I actually don't have the energy and time." An Nuan said hastily, unless she and Liu Chang'an get married in the future, then she can raise it... Now that she wants to raise a pet, Professor Liu will take her as a friend She reprimanded An Nuan with the knowledge accumulated in the circle, such as toxoplasma gondii, parasites, pets eating children and so on.

Professor Liu doesn't care whether other people have pets or not, and thinks other people's pets are cute, but his own is not allowed.

The corners of Zhu Juntang's mouth turned up slightly. Ordinary people are like this. They always like this and that, want this and that, but often they really have a chance to get what she wants, but they will look forward and backward and worry a lot. What I want has become a realistic consideration, and the result is often that I give up my likes and interests.

It is precisely because of this that the protagonists in fairy tales are often the princess and the prince, or one of them is the princess or the prince. At least someone must be able to frustrate that reality and have enough capital to maintain the fairy tale.

The stories of ordinary people are much more realistic, which is the source of creation of many urban realistic emotional dramas, and the stories of fairy tales have been made into idol dramas for domineering presidents and wealthy daughters.

Zhu Juntang was about to use this as a starting point to make an in-depth comment on the love between An Nuan and Liu Changan, and secretly help Qin Yanan and Bai Hui, but suddenly felt that his little socks and skirts were trembling with fear, and his buttocks were aching. He still pursed his lips and gave up the comment.

"Does it mean that if you open your mouth and others don't accept it, you will feel very uncomfortable?" Seeing Zhu Juntang's constipated expression, An Nuan hesitated and asked, although ordinary people should not have such strange discomfort, but She is Zhu Juntang, maybe she will.

"Oh Nope."

An Nuan smiled, did she have some prejudice against Zhu Juntang?In fact, she is not the kind of person who is particularly difficult to contact.

At this time, two girls were walking this way, but they were blocked by a strong man in a black suit. It turned out that they saw An Nuan, Han Zhizhi and the alpaca taking a photo together, and they wanted to take a photo too.

Only then did An Nuan notice that she just saw Zhu Juntang standing here holding an alpaca, under the towering skyscrapers, in front of the gorgeous stores of luxury brands, feeling a little lonely, in fact, this kind of loneliness is her Isolation layer arranged by myself.

Around Zhu Juntang, there were seven or eight men and women in suits and uniforms, who seemed to be just walking around idly and looking around, but as long as anyone tried to approach Zhu Juntang, they would be blocked or persuaded to leave.

"Han Zhizhi!"

At this time, a tall and thin young man with black-rimmed glasses who looked a lot like the "horticultural king Leehom" in "The Richest Man in Xihong City" ran over.

Seeing that he was someone who was acquainted with his eldest lady's friend, the burly man in a suit who was suspected of being a baker did not stop him.

"Han Zhizhi, didn't you say you're not free today?" The young man stood in front of Han Zhizhi, took a few breaths, put his hands in his pockets, and said with a half-smile.

"Yes, I want to go shopping with my little sister." Han Zhizhi pointed at An Nuan and said.

An Nuan understood that this is Han Zhizhi's lost blind date... Actually, it's not a pigeon, after all, it was only Professor Ling's arrangement, Han Zhizhi didn't agree, and found a reason to tell the boy named Xu Che that he couldn't meet today .

Xu Che's eyes fell on An Nuan, and was attracted by the fairy spirit next to him. His eyes swept back and forth between An Nuan and Zhu Juntang. It was a little unbelievable that Han Zhizhi's friends were all such goddesses.

The tall girl still has the girlish charm between her eyebrows, the gentle corners of her mouth and the rippling eyes, and a charming charm. She is wearing pencil pants that show off her legs. The legs and figure are very confident, the hip line seems to be two small volleyballs stuffed into the pants, the waist and upper body are straight, and the posture is straight, not like many tall girls who have not received professional body training. back.

Xu Che has never seen such a perfect combination of beauty and figure. She is wearing a pink jacket with rabbit ears. She is fluffy and cute, as if looking back, people will recall it countless times in their dreams. this picture.

Another shorter girl is wearing a complicated and luxurious princess dress, which looks like a classical court dress, combined with the style of modern ACG culture. The skirt is covered with fine gauze with hollow patterns, and there are sparkling hairs below the skirt. The bright gemstones, radiant and gorgeous under the morning light, seemed to be the cosmic starry sky hidden under her skirt, and the pure white silk stockings exuded an eye-catching, righteous light.

For a moment, Xu Che even had the urge to kneel in front of her, put his hands on the ground, and bow his body forward, so that he could kiss her pair of expensive ostrich leather princess shoes, and smell the shoes carefully. Aromas of leather and stockings.

"If you're not free, you're not free. Anyway, it's your parents who are worrying about it. It can be seen that you don't expect much from me. In fact, neither do I." Xu Che stretched his waist. This kind of rhetoric can not only save his face, but also It can prevent the two beautiful girls in front of them from preconceivedly thinking that he has an ambiguous relationship with Han Zhizhi, thus keeping a distance from him.

"That's good." Han Zhizhi was not surprised. He had An Nuan and Zhu Juntang by his side. If Xu Che turned a blind eye to them, he would have to date her. Even if Han Zhizhi would not agree, at least he would look at him with admiration... Blindness does not affect his daily life in the slightest.

"Get to know each other, my name is Xu Che, and I'm a family friend with Han Zhizhi's family." Xu Che generously asked for acquaintance.

Xu Che is very clear that many times he hides his own thoughts, cautiously probing or using small tricks, which is often annoying. It is better to openly say that he wants to make friends. As long as he is sincere and polite, normal people will not refuse .

"Hello, I'm An Nuan." An Nuan is a normal person, and it doesn't matter if you reveal your name, but in fact it's for Han Zhizhi's face... An Nuan knows that "life friends" must have a lot of water, if they are really close " Family friends" and people of the same age, how could An Nuan not know each other?She and Han Zhizhi hadn't been separated much before college.

After hearing An Nuan's name, Xu Che smiled slightly, instead of paying all his attention to An Nuan, he immediately went to chat with An Nuan, but as if making friends normally, looking expectantly. Looking at Zhu Juntang.

"What do you see me doing?" Zhu Juntang frowned. She is a fairy, high above the sky, and she is used to the attention of everyone. She doesn't mind people peeping at her from a distance while walking on the street, but a stranger walks Coming up to her and staring at her was clearly unacceptable.

Zhu Juntang showed a very high EQ at this time, because she knew how to look at An Nuan and Han Zhizhi's face, so she didn't snap her fingers, but just reminded the other party to pay attention.

"I... I just want to know your name." After Xu Che was stunned for a moment, he still expressed his expectations openly.

Zhu Juntang turned his head away and continued to touch his alpaca. He wanted to know her name, that was his business, and Zhu Juntang didn't have any reason or need to cooperate with the announcement.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi couldn't help laughing, because they couldn't help but think of Wu Fan's experience at the same time, but they didn't know Xu Che well, so there was no need to remind them.

What's more, Xu Che seems to just want to make friends in general, let's get to know each other... There is no need to preconceive that Xu Che wants to flirt with Zhu Juntang, and of course there is no need to tell Xu Che that flirting with Zhu Juntang is a very dangerous thing .

Xu Che was a little embarrassed, noticed Zhu Juntang's alpaca, reached out and touched the alpaca's neck, and continued to ask: "Is this your pet?"

"I didn't raise it, could it be your mother?" Zhu Juntang watched Xu Che touch the alpaca's neck, why do these people keep talking nonsense, if Liu Changan, he would definitely say: Look at this alpaca after being touched , flapping its ears, and crackling tongue, this is a warning that it is about to spit.

Xu Che was a little speechless, so he continued to stroke the alpaca's neck, "It's rare for someone to keep this kind of thing as a pet."

Long Aotian continued to shake his ears, his tongue crackled, and finally couldn't stand it any longer, and sprayed a stream of steaming green liquid towards Xu Che.

It's like having diarrhea for a long time, and finally sitting on the toilet and bursting out explosively.

"Ah...I...shit..." Xu Che fell to the ground after being sprayed on the face. This feeling is really no different from being vomited by a drunkard.

Xu Che only felt those things in his mouth, nose, eyes, and ears. He opened his mouth slightly, tasted the taste on the tip of his tongue, and immediately vomited by pressing his neck.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi backed away again and again, gloating in surprise. They just thought it was unwise for Chaozhu Juntang to strike up a conversation, but they didn't expect the disaster to come so quickly.

Zhu Juntang frowned, had to snap his fingers, ordered someone to come over to deal with the scene, and then led Long Aotian to the side.

"Is... these liquids not poisonous?" Han Zhizhi asked kindly.

"It's not poisonous. If he is poisoned, are you going to feed him rat poison?" Zhu Juntang shook his head. Although the old man always said that Zhu Juntang was ignorant and common sense, compared with ordinary girls, he obviously has less knowledge. It is outstanding.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi laughed again, the embarrassed Xu Che, the rat poison stalk, made people unable to control their expressions.

At this time, a young woman with a Korean-style semi-permanent face came over, holding a red round stick in her hand, followed by a cat walking cart, on which lay a round orange cat. Cat.

She swung the round stick in her hand, and the cat-walking cart, which was not connected by a rope, moved forward automatically. When she held it still, the cat-walking cart stopped not far behind her. live.

Obviously this is a smart cat walking car controlled by Bluetooth. Seeing her standing behind Zhu Juntang, An Nuan understood that this was Zhu Juntang's cat and the cat owner.

"My cat is called Saintess, and I have a dog called Sect Master." Zhu Juntang said to An Nuan.

"Oh." An Nuan thought that if she had a cat, she might call it "sliding shovel."

"I recently learned a curse word." Zhu Juntang looked serious, showing no flaws, his beautiful nose was wrinkled, and his eyes were narrowed again, looking narrow and charming, "Dog...day...of."

"This is a daily street scolding that is used all over the country. We don't use it much here." Zhu Juntang's tone seemed to be purely telling others that she had learned this word, and An Nuan didn't feel that she was scolding.

"Yeah." Zhu Juntang turned around and said to Jin Xiaomei, "After you finish walking the saintess, take the door master for a run. Remember to put an electric shock collar on the door master, lest you can't control it."

The owner of the door is a large dog with super strength. Except for the five big and three thick strong women, ordinary women can't hold it at all when it tries to break free or when it is suddenly attracted by something and goes crazy.

"Okay, Miss San..." Jin Xiaomei continued to walk the saint.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi watched Jin Xiaomei leave, wondering what the point of walking the cat like this is...but this cat really enjoys it.

"Are you here for shopping?" Zhu Juntang was suddenly in a good mood, and asked enthusiastically while holding her alpaca.

"Yeah, I want to buy a bag." Han Zhizhi nodded.

"Oh, I'm a super VIP customer of all counters in this mall, maybe I can help you get a little discount." Zhu Juntang led the alpaca into the mall by himself.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi hurriedly followed, even if it was a little discount...Zhu Juntang is really a down-to-earth young lady.
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BIG ZHANGJIE, QIU YUEPIAO (Because I was worried about everyone's education level, I only used one English word, so as to show that I am educated, and it will not hinder me from asking for monthly tickets)

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