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Chapter 717 Continuation Chapter 55 Who is the gentleman in "Guan Ju"

Zhu Juntang still remembered what he saw before he passed out that night. His cup was just like Zhongqing's swelling today, a change visible to the naked eye.

After waking up, he found that the two big breasts on his chest were gone. Zhu Juntang still remembered the feeling of losing the opportunity to be reborn as a human being again.

She accepted what Liu Changan said at the time, thinking that it was just an illusion, after all, it was a stalwart that she had never had before.

Now Liu Changan actually said that it happened for real, and can she still make her wish come true?
Zhu Juntang wanted to turn over in surprise, grabbed Liu Changan's palm on his back, rolled over on the floor, then let go of his palm and landed on her abdomen, allowing him to maintain a posture that could still control her.

"I love studying. I must study hard and make progress every day." Zhu Juntang held his palms with both hands, trying to widen his eyes so that he could see the sincerity and determination in her eyes.

After all, learning is scary, but Zhu Juntang is not unable to pay the price. For most things, the little fairy only needs to open her mouth to realize her wish. If there are exceptions, then she can rely on her own efforts.

Although he is already perfect... Zhu Juntang is not dissatisfied with his figure, but it is also possible to try a sexy style.

When I swell up, I must walk around the floor without a shirt, showing off my might.

Maybe I can sit on an equal footing with Bai Hui and Qin Yanan and become the three sisters of Snow Mountain.

Isn't that much better than the mediocre Baolong Center Building No. [-]?

It would be better to sit on an equal footing with Bai Hui, without Qin Yanan's height, but with Qin Yanan's cup size, it feels like an out-of-proportion character from a game of Mei Zhai.

"At this moment, your eyes are shining like stars. Ideals can really change a person's temperament." Liu Changan was a little emotional. He had seen many people who had beautiful ideals and firmly fought for them. The kind of temperament exuded is definitely not comparable to those opportunists, reactionaries and public intellectuals who keep worrying about the country and the people.

"Let's start studying right away. I can't wait to devote myself to studying." Zhu Juntang moved himself sideways from under Liu Changan's palm.

"it is good."

"I'll change my clothes first." Of course, it was impossible for Zhu Juntang to wear a skirt that had rolled on the ground and start class without washing his hands or face.

Liu Changan waited for a while, and saw Zhu Juntang coming in again wearing the sheep doll costume with the electric shock headgear.

Liu Changan clenched his fists and said nothing.

At least she didn't waste a lot of time changing clothes, did she?

"Baa..." Zhu Juntang called out, feeling extremely cute.

Liu Changan ignored her and motioned her to sit on a chair. There was already a copy of "The Book of Songs" on the desk. Liu Changan asked Zhongqing to buy several editions and picked out a more accurate phonetic edition.

"Why do you start learning from The Book of Songs?" Zhu Juntang said incomprehensibly, "It feels like you asked me to be an academician of the Academy of Sciences when I was just in elementary school."

"Your knowledge of traditional culture is inferior to elementary school students. Besides, academicians are selected, not tested." Liu Chang'an feels that there is a long way to go, and many basic common sense of this sheep are wrong.

"That's good." Zhu Juntang breathed a sigh of relief, "If I take the exam, I will definitely not pass the exam. There is still a chance in the selection."

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang in disbelief.

Zhu Juntang was turning the pages of the book. She obviously thought that if she wanted to be an academician, she would definitely be one, so she didn't notice Liu Changan's eyes and expression.

Confidence is a good thing, Liu Changan thought calmly, and he didn't ask her which academician he thought he could be selected for.

"You read the first chapter of "The Book of Songs", "Guanju"."

Zhu Juntang is not very good at studying, but it does not mean that he has not learned it. He has learned the old-fashioned phonetic method of traditional Chinese characters. The phonetic method of literacy is also one of the reasons for their Taiwanese dialect.

The pinyin I learned when I was learning Hokkien and Simplified Chinese, the phonetic version of "The Book of Songs" is still no problem to read, "Guanguan Juzhou, in the river continent, a gentle lady, a gentleman is good...Grandpa, is this article right? It’s about a girl taking a bath by the river, and someone is hiding in the grass and peeping?”

"Guanguan Juzhou, in the river continent, a fair and fair lady, bathing in the river, a gentleman likes to squat on the grass to peek." After Zhu Juntang finished reading, he burst out laughing.

Liu Changan pressed his forehead.

No wonder Zhou Dongdong is often beaten, sometimes he really can't help it?

These years, it has not been easy for Su Mei. She was pregnant for a hundred years and gave birth to a stupid sheep... No, it was probably smart when it was born, and it was Su Mei's fault for teaching her to fail.

Even if there is no blood relationship with Liu Changan, it must be very unusual. It is Su Mei's problem that she is so ignorant now.

"Look, Staggered Nymphium means that he hides behind the uneven grass called Nymphium. It flows left and right, which means that he pushes the Nymphium to the two sides to peek, and the water flows past him. Seeking it means that after peeping, he thinks about it day and night, and what he wants is that he can't see people." Zhu Juntang analyzed it and thought that was the meaning, "So he couldn't sleep every day, and continued to hide in the Peeking from behind the water lily, try to peek, keep peeking.”

Zhu Juntang was a little proud. If he had been born in the Republic of China, he might have been a great master. After all, there are not many people who can truly understand these ancient poems.

Looking at the interpretation of "Guan Ju", Zhu Juntang didn't care. He didn't know that the poems written tens of thousands of years ago must not be understood by people today. They must be analyzed based on human nature and male behavior dominated by primitive desires. , to understand.

"Then according to your thinking, what's the matter with the left and right, the piano and the friend, and the bell and drum music?" Liu Changan walked up to Zhu Juntang, took off the doll costume headgear on her head, and touched it familiarly. When it came to the electric shock switch, "explain it. Did you peek at others taking a bath, pull out the weeds, and beat the gongs and drums to peek?"

Seeing that Liu Changan was holding the electric shock switch, Zhu Juntang was a little flustered, and he waved his arms involuntarily, making a cute look, hoping that the cute guy would pass the test.

Knowing that the right thing to do at this moment is to shut up, she still couldn't help saying: "That is, when this girl was pulling weeds one day, she finally found a gentleman hiding in the grass, and this gentleman became angry like you , forced her to sleep, and finally got what she wanted, afterward, the woman looked for death, but the man had no choice but to coax her with sweet words, and then married her back with drums and gongs."

"Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books. It seems that the word Jun in this sentence refers to you, Zhu Juntang, right?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang calmly.

Zhu Juntang knew that Liu Changan was a dog face, don't look at his calm expression now, he might turn his face in the next second, so he quickly finished speaking, "I doubt that the reason why you like "Guanju" so much is because it is You wrote it, you are the one who peeked at other people taking a bath in this article, and that woman is my grandma thousands of years ago, maybe she is also a fairy..."

Liu Chang'an couldn't bear it any longer, so he pressed Zhu Juntang, took a sheep hood, and shocked her a hundred times. Wasn't she just looking for electricity?Otherwise, why would you come to him wearing this?Liu Changan has always been willing to help others, there is no reason not to satisfy her.

(End of this chapter)