I'm really immortal

Chapter 608 Liu Changan was beaten badly

After breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien went to school. Zhou Shuling wanted to go to Baolong Center with Zhu Juntang, but Zhu Juntang obviously didn't have this wish.

Shangguan Dandan went downstairs to boil water, because she didn't boil water this morning, but went to the vegetable market, so she boiled it now.

Liu Changan changed his clothes and glanced at Zhu Juntang who was clicking on his computer.

"There is nothing on my computer that you can use to ridicule, threaten or use as an excuse." Liu Changan told Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang dropped the mouse casually, meaning nothing.

"I'm going to school, are you going?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhu Juntang nodded, even though she felt that she had already received supplementary lessons, why did she still go to school to study?But after she talked to her mother like this, she didn't get a reply, so Zhu Juntang didn't dare to skip class confidently.

Zhu Juntang believed that his mother had seen the message, but of course the third wife's non-reply meant not acquiescing, but "don't try it".

So Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan downstairs, and saw Shangguan Dandan sitting on a long bench, his soft and small hands carefully tearing the white silk from the orange petals, and his two rosy lips pursed together , earnestly, as if she was doing finely crafted art work.

The kettle beeped, and Shangguan Dandan imitated the kettle and yelled "beep...", then lovingly touched his thermos, and then picked up the kettle to fill the water.

"Dan Dan, you are hardworking and brave." Zhu Juntang praised.

Liu Chang'an couldn't help but glanced at Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang was probably the only one who would praise Shangguan Dandan for his hard work and bravery.

Even Zhou Dongdong, who likes Sister Dandan very much, can tell subconsciously that Shangguan Dandan's housework is not even comparable to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhu Juntang is different, she hardly does anything except move her mouth. In terms of housework, Zhu Juntang is not able to compete with Shangguan Dandan, but is willing to bow down.

Maybe this means that there is no laziest, only lazier.

Shangguan nodded calmly and reservedly, not much proud of Zhu Juntang's praise, but just glanced at Liu Changan.

"I gave Dongdong an orange, and Dongdong's mother an orange. I want to eat one myself, and I'll give you the rest." Shangguan Dandan took out the last orange from the plastic bag and handed it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan looked at her suspiciously. Logically speaking, she was just an old stalker, but the other party was Shangguan Dandan, who was thinking all day about how to make Liu Changan her son, so she had to doubt her intentions.

Zhu Juntang took the initiative to pick it up, and Liu Changan saw that Shangguan Dandan couldn't help showing a little disappointment, so he knew that his suspicion was right.

Shangguan Dandan didn't say anything, went back to the room and took an egg, wrapped it in soaked paper, put it on the edge of the small stove and baked it, the remaining heat of the briquettes must be fully utilized, otherwise one briquette a day can only be used for one day. Shangguan Dandan felt that the pot of water was too wasteful.

"Dandan, you can bake eggs, I can't do anything!" Zhu Juntang once again praised Shangguan Dandan sincerely.

Liu Chang'an gave Shangguan Dandan 50 yuan as usual, and then walked out of the compound.

"The baked eggs should be guarded by the side, and turned over after a while, otherwise they will be burnt, or the egg whites inside will be hard, and they will not be delicious if they are not crunchy." Shangguan Dandan said that he baked eggs himself. experience.

"Would you like to come to our school?" Zhu Juntang warmly invited.

Shangguan Dandan hesitated for a moment, then shook his head, "I don't dare to go to such a far place, I will go after Liu Changan takes me there once."

"Okay, then I'll go first." Zhu Juntang waved his hand and bid farewell to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan sat on the small bench, waved his hand, and then began to eat the oranges he had just peeled. After a while, when everyone finished breakfast and came out for a stroll, they could gather at the shop owner's house to play cards.

Zhu Juntang ran to catch up with Liu Changan.

"Tan Dan is really amazing. She can boil water and bake eggs for a small person. She must have made the stove herself. I remember the last time I lit a fire, it was when I went to worship Bodhisattva with Ya Ya. A handful of incense was burned into a torch." Zhu Juntang tried his best to praise Shangguan Dandan, there are so many cute, beautiful and capable girls around him, why do you always focus on the No. [-] building?
He should look more at such beautiful girls as Bai Hui and Dan Dan, and Zhu Juntang's best sister, Qin Yanan.

Objectively speaking, Zhu Juntang thinks that Qin Yanan is the most suitable role as a court lady, not because Qin Yanan is also Zhu Juntang's favorite woman...Even if Liu Changan wants to find many beautiful girls as wives, he must first marry the palace lady. When the flag is erected, in terms of figure, appearance, and temperament, Miss Xiaonan must be second to none, followed by Baifen, Dandan and so on.

"You complimented her... are you serious?" Liu Changan turned to look at Zhu Juntang who was admiring.

"I don't dare... As the saying goes, a gentleman does not stand in the middle of water and fire, which means that a smart person should stay away from boiling water." Zhu Juntang touched his skin, and imagined that his tender skin was covered with water. When the boiling water or the fire was scalded, I shuddered, "Then you have to carry the kettle...the water is boiling hot, and the kettle is also boiling hot. Thinking about it, it is very dangerous."

"First, there is no saying that a gentleman does not stand under fire and water. Second, what you said is that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. It has nothing to do with the place where the water is boiled. Third, even if your bamboo house His ancestors invented the saying that a gentleman should not stand in the midst of water and fire, and his grandma's saying has nothing to do with boiling water!" Liu Changan glared at Zhu Juntang, even Liu Changan wanted to swear even if he was so ignorant, Zhu Juntang It is No.1.

"Oh." Zhu Juntang nodded to show that he understood.

Liu Changan quickened his pace.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly chased after him, "Slow down... Hey, you said foul language just now! You said it about his grandma!"

"none of your business."

"Spoken language again!"

Liu Changan stopped suddenly, and Zhu Juntang bumped into Liu Changan's back.

Zhu Juntang frowned and rejoiced, if Bai Hui or Qin Yanan bumped into Liu Changan's back like this, they would definitely hurt them to death, but fortunately, I... It's nothing.

"When I read to Zhou Dongdong in the future, I can't let her fall asleep after hearing the text, otherwise she will be like you when she grows up." Liu Changan thought for a while and said, "Also... I want to suggest to your mother, During the winter vacation, you must hire a teacher who teaches the basics of traditional culture."

Zhu Juntang froze for a moment, opened his mouth, and finally did not make a "baaaaaa" protest, and angrily raised his fist to beat Liu Changan.

The uncle can bear it, the fairy can't bear it, and Zhu Juntang can no longer bear Liu Changan's bullying.

Rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry, let alone sheep?
Zhu Juntang punched one after another, and each punch was imbued with the power of wind and thunder, which is the unique skill of Kyushu Fenglei sword.

Liu Changan couldn't stop Liu Changan's attack with lightning and thunderous punches. Zhu Juntang's outburst of anger made her enter the small universe mode, and Liu Changan immediately spat out several bowls of blood.

Blood was dripping, blood was flowing, he was covered in blood, it was horrible.

Even so, Zhu Juntang showed no mercy, looked at his miserable appearance coldly, then arrogantly raised his toes with his slender legs wearing small socks, and kicked his ass fiercely, causing him to hit the wall in a state of flat sand and wild geese On the next day, the whole wall collapsed and buried Liu Changan!
The above are all the effects of Zhu Juntang's imagination.

"Grandpa! Don't!" Zhu Juntang hugged Liu Chang'an's arm in panic, acting like a spoiled child, "Don't torture such a cute baa-baa!"

"I'll learn to baa-baa for you!"

"I'll tear up the socks and skirt for you!"

"I'll buy you duct tape! It's pink, with a fairy pattern..."

Liu Chang'an shook his head, and let Zhu Juntang hold his arm to howl and struggle regretfully... It was just like Zhou Dongdong didn't want to be a first-grade kid and insisted on going to kindergarten.

　I recommend "Xuan Hun Dao Zhang" for those who misunderstand the Tao.

　　


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