The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 99 You Are Really Interesting

While Zhongling was bickering with the three girls, Tian Yuxin had already returned.

At this time, she was carrying a big box in her hand, and looked at Zhong Ling with a very strange look.

Tian Yuxin took the initiative to say: "Zhongling, I want you to do me a favor."

Zhong Ling asked cautiously first, "What's the matter?"

Tian Yuxin first put the box in her hand on the ground, and then opened it carefully.

When Tian Yuxin opened the box, Su Zhimo, Chen Yuer, and Li Ruoxi all looked at it intently, because they knew that the things in this box were not ordinary!

Only Zhong Ling didn't seem to care much.

After the box was opened, everyone in the audience saw that inside the box were two spherical gray-gray things.About the size of a football, but not a regular circle, but an oval.

These two things are ugly, if Tian Yuxin hadn't told them the story in advance, Su Zhimo and the others would not have believed that this would be the legendary holy beast egg from 1 years ago.

Seeing Tian Yuxin open the box and revealing two big bird eggs, Zhongling couldn't help asking, "Is this related to what you want me to help with?"

Tian Yuxin picked up one of the holy beast's eggs, her face was flushed, and she lied to him, "Young Master Ling, these two eggs are two ostrich eggs. I hope you can hatch them for me."

"Pfft!" Su Zhimo and the three girls couldn't hold back for a while, and said "Pfftch" in their mouths, but it only took a tenth of a second before they forced themselves to hold back, and the three girls couldn't hold it back.

They are obviously two holy beast eggs, but is it really appropriate for you to describe them as ostrich eggs?

Isn't it funny that an ostrich egg needs a living person from Zhongling to incubate it?

Zhongling was also puzzled for a while. An ostrich egg wants me to hatch?Why not go find an ostrich?

Looking at Tian Yuxin with a silly look, she said in a flat tone: "Sister Yuxin, I think you are quite interesting."

Tian Yuxin was also surprised, why did he suddenly say that?Am I interesting?Why am I so interesting?With big innocent black eyes open, he asked back, "What's wrong with me?"

Zhongling was very angry and despised: "Do you think I look like an old hen the more you look at it? You are so boring, and you give me two eggs to hatch? How funny!!"

"Pfft!" As soon as Zhong Ling said this, the three women, Su Zhimo, Li Ruoxi, and Chen Yu'er, couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out at the same time, "Hahahahaha..." The three women burst into laughter, and Ni Ma, this funny comparison is too funny! ! !

This is really a big joke, can you be more funny?

Tian Yuxin herself was also amused by Zhongling, which made her dumbfounded.

Even she herself didn't know how to answer the words, but she didn't want to tell Zhongling the truth, because in this way, Zhongling might suspect that she peeked at him taking a bath.

Otherwise, how would I be sure of his Nine Yang Body?

Tian Yuxin thought that it was a great fate in her life that she could find Zhongling, and it was also a great fate for the two holy beast eggs passed down from her family.

So since these two holy beast eggs are so predestined with him, and the hatching of these two holy beast eggs requires his help, then when the hatching is successful, give him one!

One for him, one for yourself, one for each person, very good!

Therefore, Tian Yuxin said very seriously: "Young Master Ling, how about this, if you successfully hatch these two ostrich eggs, I will give you one of them, okay?"

Su Zhimo and the other three girls were all shocked. Tian Yuxin was able to say this, but she was bleeding profusely, and she needed a generous state of mind!This can be regarded as really treating Zhongling well!

Zhong Ling didn't even know that those two eggs were holy beast eggs. Although he had followed Master for 18 years and had a lot of experience in cultivation, he had never seen these holy beast eggs from 1 years ago!

He said coquettishly: "Oh, my brain is sick, I hatched it myself just for an ostrich? I don't know how to buy a ready-made one? Besides, I don't like ostriches either. ! And you happen to be a female, why don't you hatch it yourself?"

"Me!" Tian Yuxin was furious. If I could hatch by myself, I would have done so long ago. Why should I wait for you?

Zhongling then murmured angrily, "It's really interesting for me to hatch eggs with a male."

This remark amused the three girls again, and the three girls kept laughing "giggle, giggle, giggle...".They all looked at Zhongling and Tian Yuxin bickering very funnyly, and felt that Tian Yuxin would not be able to persuade Zhongling to hatch these two eggs unless Tian Yuxin told the truth.

Tian Yuxin heard Zhongling say this, and said angrily: "You look down on these two eggs, do you think I'm willing to give them? These two eggs are so precious, I'm still reluctant to give you one of them!"

Zhongling directly expressed his thoughts: "Sister Yuxin, I know that you have suffered from me, and you really want to ask for advice. But do you think it is interesting to treat me this way? Do you want me to be a big man to hatch eggs? How can I, Zhongling, be fooling around when word of this spreads out. Your tricks are too low-level, I won’t be fooled.”

At this time, Su Zhimo saw that Tian Yuxin was completely helpless with Zhongling, so she hurriedly interjected: "Master Ling, you can help Yuxin, the hatching of these two eggs is really important to Yuxin."

Zhongling saw that it was Su Zhimo who was begging for mercy, the elder sister he loved the most in the imperial capital, so he couldn't refuse directly, and asked instead: "Sister Momo, but I am a big man, and I am making love to these two eggs every day, isn't it? Does it look silly?"

Tian Yuxin said angrily: "You are an idiot to begin with, what else do you care about?"

"I... am... stupid..." Zhong Ling was speechless in his heart, "Since I am a fool, what do you ask me to do?"

Tian Yuxin's competitive spirit was aroused again, and she said stubbornly: "I didn't ask you!"

Su Zhimo saw that if the two of them continued bickering like this, this matter would not work out, so she thought that she could only use the ultimate nirvana against Zhong Ling.

Hastily reconciled and said: "Yu Xin didn't mean that, she really liked you, so she appointed you to hatch these two eggs. As a reward, every time you hatch these two eggs, she will give you a lot of money." You have 500 yuan!"

"What did you say?" Zhong Ling's eyes widened immediately, this money is much better than going out to fight ghosts by himself.

Seeing something interesting, Tian Yuxin hurriedly added: "You can still go out to make money during the day, you just need to put these two eggs in your armpits when you sleep at night, or hold them tightly."

Zhong Ling was shocked and asked: "Just need to sleep with these two eggs for one night, and give me 500 yuan?"

Tian Yuxin hurriedly nodded earnestly, "Yeah!"

Zhongling suddenly opened his eyes and smiled, and said with a haha: "Well, sister Yuxin, you should have said it earlier, wouldn't it be over if you said it earlier? Isn't it just hatching two birds' eggs, you are just giving me an old Sow, if you want me to sleep with it all night, give me 500 yuan, and I am willing."

The third update today, and the third update tomorrow.I hope you will vote for more recommendations and five-star praise in the book review area, Xiao Leng thank you readers.

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