The rise of the poor

Chapter 11 Who Amuses Who

"Brother An, you are so arrogant, what are you looking at?" My aunt led a few flamboyant cousins ​​to the door. Because women couldn't enter the ancestral hall, she just looked at the door of the ancestral hall, and happened to see Zhu Ping'an looking above the ancestral hall. It's delicious, and it is undeniable that the cute little appearance of the white and clean bear child with a tiger's head and a tiger's head is still very eye-catching.

At first, Zhu Ping'an didn't realize that his aunt was calling him. He had always heard that she was long and small, and the first time he heard An Ge'er being called, he didn't react for a while.

"Angel?" The aunt called again.

It was only then that Zhu Ping'an realized that he called himself, An Ge'er. This name is much better than Xiao She. In the Ming Dynasty, the names of brothers and sisters were quite common in towns, but relatively rare in villages.How should I put it, it should be a fashionable title. I saw this title when I watched "A Dream of Red Mansions" before.

"I'm looking to see if our ancestors will sit in the clouds and say hello to us." Zhu Ping'an turned his head, Rao said formally.

Looking for a job in his position, as a child, you can only play a good child.

"Pfft." The 8-year-old cousin of my aunt's house couldn't help laughing. She was holding Xiupa in her pink hand and covering her mouth halfway. "My little cousin isn't stupid, right?"

The little cousin was wearing a pink pleated skirt, the skirt twitched slightly with the laughter, she was very beautiful, and she was just beginning to grow up.

The 12-year-old eldest cousin of the eldest uncle's house waved her hand, flicked her forehead lightly, and said with a smile, "Honestly, how can the little cousin be stupid."

"Tong Yan Wuji, the strong wind blows away." Grandma sighed and said, "Don't say that, An Ge'er is smart, and he will be tested for the champion in the future, isn't it An Ge'er?"

When the aunt said that, she made Zhu Ping'an come to be teased.

The children in the village are all dirty, and the children in the city have no big heads. It's rare to see such white and clean bear children with big heads and big heads.

"Well, yes." Zhu Ping'an thought for a while and answered seriously.

giggle

Several cousins ​​laughed more joyfully, and even my aunt was amused by Zhu Ping's serious appearance.

It is estimated that in their opinion, teasing bear children or something is the most interesting.

A few people can make fun of Zhu Ping'an, especially my aunt is the most energetic. In the city, I can't tease the bears of other people's homes at will, and my eldest cousin is too old-fashioned. , it's not funny to be funny.

"Brother An, grandma asked you, which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Grandma squatted at the door with great interest and asked Zhu Ping'an.

Do adults use this question to tease children in every age?

In fact, the chicken came first, or the egg came first, this is a fun question, and it is a kind of logic proposition with the white horse is not the horse.Chicken is a type of poultry and eggs are the eggs of this poultry.In terms of nouns, the chicken was defined first, and then there was the egg.Physically speaking, if the chicken came first, where did the chicken come from? It hatched from the egg, and then it entered the cycle. Games.

It's boring to be teased, but pretending to be a kid to tease others is another story.In fact, why not in reality? In the early morning, you take your shiny pet dog for a walk, but you don't know the psychology of the pet dog, "Oh, Brother Golden Retriever, Sister Erha, good morning, I'm here to walk the shit-shovel again. ."

Playing as a pig and eating a tiger is almost a bad taste that Zhu Ping'an is used to.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
"Grandma first." Zhu Ping'an replied solemnly.

puff
A group of women burst into laughter.

"Why is there a grandmother first, Angie?" asked the aunt.

"Because whether it's chickens or eggs, grandmothers are in charge. If grandma buys chickens first, our family will have chickens. Grandma buys eggs first, and our family will have eggs first."

Auntie immediately gave Zhu Ping'an one more look, and she was surprised, because she had asked many children before, and every child was basically stunned by her. It was the first time I heard such an answer.

Auntie vaguely felt that Zhu Ping'an might be unusual in the future.

A few young cousins ​​were amused by Zhu Ping'an's words and giggled again. What a silly boy, what does it have to do with your grandmother when you asked which came first the chicken or the egg? I couldn't help but think that this arrogant little cousin was silly and funny. Appearance, not to be outdone, amused.Why does someone have two legs, and why can a duck not fly with two wings?

Zhu Ping'an also cooperated and said something that made them laugh, but there were [-] grass-mud horses running in his heart.

"Why don't you ask us a question, little cousin." The little cousin nodded and thought of a more interesting idea to tease Zhu Ping'an.

"Sister, can I not ask?" Zhu Ping'an shook his head and asked seriously.

"No, you must ask." The little cousin smiled and nodded seriously.

"Alright then." Zhu Ping'an frowned and looked like he was thinking.

Hearing that Zhu Ping'an was going to ask a question, not only a few cousins ​​were very interested, but even my aunt came over to listen.

What kind of questions can you ask a kid who just got rid of open-crotch pants? Zhu Ping'an's struggle not to wear open-crotch pants was also told by Chen as a joke to his aunts and the others.

"Grandpa climbs a tree to pick strawberries. He can pick one basket a day and two baskets in two days. How many baskets of strawberries can Grandpa climb a tree for three days?"

Zhu Ping'an raised his head and finished the question naively, looking like he was racking his brains.

A few young cousins ​​slammed in their hearts. Seeing how hard you are, you thought it was a difficult problem, but I didn't expect it to be so easy.Oh, and it's difficult for you to count three, but for us, it's not that simple, okay?

"Oh, it's so simple, three baskets of strawberries."

"Little cousin is so stupid. Grandpa can pick three baskets of strawberries in three days."

Several cousins ​​answered in unison, with an expression that the question was too simple and boring.

Look, this is the gap, and it's IQ crushing.

Zhu Pingan shook his head.

Huh?
What, it's not right?

Several cousins ​​do not understand very much, even my aunt does not understand very well, picking one basket of strawberries a day, two baskets of strawberries in two days, and three baskets of strawberries in three days, how could it be wrong, it can't be this little guy within three The addition and subtraction are not mastered.

"What's wrong?" The 8-year-old cousin kept asking.

Zhu Ping'an turned his head up 45 degrees, rolled his eyes, and his tone also carried the arrogance that is unique to children.

"Grandpa can't even pick a basket when he climbs a tree."

Hearing this answer, several cousins ​​would definitely quit, especially the little cousin who said that it was impossible, saying that Zhu Ping'an was in chaos.

"What? How could you not be able to pick a single basket?"

"That's right, if you say that grandpa is lazy or something, it doesn't make sense, little cousin."

"It's not a good boy to cheat."

As a result, Zhu Ping'an's head was raised higher, and he looked very stinky.

"Because strawberries are planted on the ground and there are no strawberries on the tree, Grandpa couldn't pick strawberries by climbing the tree."

Hearing this, several loli, big and small, looked at each other, speechless.

Zhu Ping'an took the opportunity to slip away, went to the Buddha's clothing, and hid his merits and fame, but he didn't want to be asked any more.

(End of this chapter)