100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(twenty one)

After I finished speaking, I took my bag and opened the door and got out of the car. Yu Haiqiao followed me and closed the door. He walked beside me and said boredly, "Boring."

I uttered: "It's quite boring."

Yu Haiqiao asked me again if I go to a movie to watch a movie in the afternoon?

I didn't want to go to watch a drama at home in the afternoon, so Yu Haiqiao didn't speak.

The elevator reached the underground parking lot. After the door opened, I and Yu Haiqiao stood in. After a few seconds of silence, Yu Haiqiao still asked me in a bored tone: "What movie did you watch with your friend last night?"

I said, "Just the new superhero movie you just said."

Yu Haiqiao was standing behind me. From the metal frame of the elevator, I could see him lazily leaning against the elevator wall. Hearing this, he laughed deeply from his nose: "Have you seen it?"

I held my bag in both hands and faced the two doors of the elevator, reminding him: "It's not so pretty, I almost fell asleep."

On the metal frame, Yu Haiqiao had his eyes drooping, and his face had no expression.

After I got home from the elevator, I took the key to open the door. After changing my shoes, I prepared to go back to the room and lie on the bed holding the tablet to watch the drama. Yu Haiqiao walked behind me, poured himself a glass of water in the water bar, and asked me: "Drink Water?"

I walked towards the refrigerator: "I drink yogurt."

Yu Haiqiao Shui Bar stool pulled out and sat on it. I took the yogurt and poked the straw into the yogurt box while continuing to walk towards the bedroom. When passing by Yu Haiqiao, he said, "Wait a moment."

I looked at him: "What?"

Yu Haiqiao gently kicked the chair out with his foot: "Sit down and talk for a while."

I sucked at the yogurt: "What are you talking about?"

With one arm resting on the bar, his finger clicked on the bar boringly, and he said, "Just chat for a while."

I licked the yogurt. I thought that Yu Haiqiao, like Yu Haiqiao, would be able to do nothing in this life. His amnesiad personality would reveal this matter directly. He could take the initiative to talk about it for a while. Quite strange, but to prevent him from being able to point out my 120 shortcomings, I stared at him for a while, mocking: "Why, let's talk about my grotesque temper since I was a child, and how are you? Don’t you think you’re a hero in your life because you’ve watched too many superhero movies?"

When Yu Haiqiao heard me mockingly, the expression on his face was a little helpless: "You said yourself how much you hold grudges."

I stared at him: "What's wrong, there is only you in this world who say that I am weird. Isn't the reason why I say that you are stupid?"

"..." Yu Haiqiao raised his eyelids and glanced at me. There was still a hint of funny in that eye. He raised his hand and beckoned me, "You make sense, let's come over and explain the truth. ?"

I licked the yogurt to get my mood right, and then heard Yu Haiqiao say: "I won't quarrel with you, we have not quarreled for so many years, and quarreling is boring."

I sneered: "Yes, you unilaterally said that I was talking endlessly, and I was too lazy to reply to you, of course you feel boring."

Yu Haiqiao was silent for a while, he stared at me for a long while, and then said in a mean tone, "Do you always have to speak so harshly?"

"Yes, if you have anything else to scold me, it's best to scold it all at once. Don't call me out after a while. I have something to do when you are so free." I grinded my mouth with my teeth. straw.

Yu Haiqiao let out a sigh of relief: "Say what you have to say about me at once." He reached out and poured himself a glass of water, then turned out a glass and poured another glass of water, "I have finished drinking the yogurt, come here. Take a sip of hot water."

At this moment, I thought it turned out that Chen Xie said that Yu Haiqiao’s personality is poor. Yu Haiqiao has always been a gentle and elegant treatment of strangers, and in front of me, besides his mouth, he can also be called a good temper. I was thinking about Yu Haiqiao who I didn't know in front of Chen Xie, what kind of person he should be.

Yu Haiqiao, which I don’t know, this proposition sounds like it is full of jealousy. But this obviously can’t completely define the relationship between me and Yu Haiqiao. Yu Haiqiao and I have known each other for 30 years. If there were no episodes in which we were married for three years, I would be able to speak very sincerely about Yu Haiqiao’s relationship with Yu Haiqiao. Anyone who falls in love and gets married I will give him my most sincere blessings, and will also pay a very generous member of the money, even if he has time on Monday to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce procedures, turn around and send me a wedding post saying that he wants to talk to **** When I get married, I can also sincerely give the last sentence of blessings and take a share of the money.

Yu Haiqiao is my friend first, the partner on my marriage certificate second, and the lovers who are still very vague, which I have not been able to accurately define until now.

When I was in a bad mood, I always had a stinky mouth and couldn't communicate. During my rebellious youth, I quarreled with my parents at home, and my mother pointed to my nose and said that I was ashamed as a donkey and lawless.

I rushed out of the house angrily after I was arguing. Yu Haiqiao was squatting at his door to eat skewers. Holding the skewers sign, he squatted on the ground and glanced at me. I was angry and yelled at him. After a while, he still squatted on the ground with a grin: "Why do you sprinkle on me so angry?"

When I was in the rebellious period, I did not have a good temper, but every living creature that got angry at a radius of five hundred miles would be glaring at it, even if it was innocent at all.

I'm thinking about how many years Yu Haiqiao has suppressed my negative emotions. How much smelly mouth he hides under a hippie smile every day is a sincere accusation that he wants to express to me, just like he is today The same serious accusation. I also began to think that my friendship with him might not depend on the logic of "I think Yu Haiqiao is good to be a friend, and he thinks I can be a good friend", but simply because his family lives on the opposite side of my house. We are similar in age.

Yu Haiqiao never agreed with my thoughts and lifestyle.

This is the most important point of all things here. I threw the cleaned yogurt bottle into the trash can, walked to Yu Haiqiao, pulled out a stool and sat on it, so that I could keep seeing the silly when I went to work. Forcing the tolerant heart of the visitor to face Yu Haiqiao: "Okay, chat for a while."

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me and his voice was very steady: "You have been in a bad mood recently, what happened to you?"

I communicated with him very honestly: "Not really."

Yu Haiqiao raised his eyes and looked at me.

I thought about it for a moment and answered honestly: "I don't know if I made a mistake in the definition of the relationship between us or something."

Yu Haiqiao frowned, but didn't interrupt me.

I took a water glass from the table again, poured half a glass of water into it, and poured the water in the glass in front of me: "I thought our relationship was legally protected and protected by the state. Marriage stipulated by law."

Yu Haiqiao's expression was a little bit puzzled. He didn't seem to understand what I was talking about.

I took a closer look and felt that what I said was a little abstract.

I drank the water that I just poured into the cup by myself. Forget it, I’m not suitable for communicating with Yu Haiqiao in this profoundly metaphorical, silent way. I leaned against the back of the chair and directly Asked: "When did Chen Xie come back from France?"

Yu Haiqiao was stunned for a moment, and then replied in a daze, "I don't remember a few weeks ago, what do you have with her..." He paused when he said that, and then glanced at me again. .

"You ate a lot of meals with her without my knowledge." I added.

Then I saw Yu Haiqiao’s eyebrows slightly cocked, and the expression on his face even slowly unfolded. Within a few seconds, I could see him blinking slowly, and then his eyes curled. He laughed straight out: "Are you jealous?"