100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(one)

The legal partner on my marriage certificate owed it so disgusting. I called me five minutes ago and told me that it’s dry in autumn, and asked me to make some carrot soup at home, and told me the carrot ribs and soup three of them very seriously. So that he can drink a mouthful of hot soup after he comes back from overtime by sprinkling salt.

I decided to put rat poison in the soup and drink it to the **** thing.

Yu Haiqiao is a dog, a dog/force.

He took the best professional degree certificate from the best university in our city and went to a foreign company to do **** IT, and he was still a pharmaceutical company. Pharmaceutical companies are very powerful and rich. The IT department counts eight people with two hands, and five of them are outsourcing. It is a department that is extremely underestimated. Even if Yu Haiqiao eats and waits for death, he must have a face. Express it to me solemnly-everything is my own arrangement.

I have arranged for him. Tonight is the end of his life.

Of course, his doing IT in a pharmaceutical company is not a heinous mistake. Although he rejected a lot of offers from many companies after graduating from a master's degree, he was stuck in his home city for life or death, but it was him. Of my own choice, although I got married with him, I had to take turns to visit each other's parents' house to be filial to each other on weekends. I can be called his wife in name, but I have no right to take care of him.

Oh, he is not qualified to say this to me.

On the day he came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau after getting his marriage certificate, he drove his Audi A6, which I hated so much. He sat in the driver's seat and stared at me for a long time, and then told me: "Shi Ran, although you gave me a certificate. , But you are not qualified to control me in terms of feelings."

I wanted to pour a bottle of sulphuric acid on this person's human face on the spot. When I threw the ring to me, I felt like a dog, and immediately kicked my nose on my face as soon as I signed the name.

"If it wasn't for the fact that no one wanted you until you were twenty-seven years old, I wouldn't be able to give you this testimony."

"Of course, having this certificate with you doesn't affect us anything, mainly to make our parents look good."

"You also know how fierce my mother urges marriage. I haven't played enough with it when I'm young. Of course I can't be bound by marriage. Think about you. Anyway, I don’t have anything to do with old Zhuhuang, so I will reluctantly accept you and wait until I find true love. I just divorced you."

"But don't worry about what I will do to you. I won't be interested in a woman like you who is so grumpy and barely eye-catching. Besides, we both grew up together, if we are interested in you, then I will round up. It’s all tantamount to incest. It’s disgusting. Besides, my two are helping each other. Last time, your mom told me to introduce someone to you. You don’t like it if you do IT, and you force my friends who don’t do IT. You don’t look good when you say "get together with me". This is not for your mother not to rush you, and for my mother to stop talking about me. We will try to solve the parent problem first. Wait for compensation after the divorce. Your loss, you can divide a small part of my assets."

This force is always a dog who can resolutely not speak.

I knew that I was going to kill this man one day when I got his marriage certificate.

The other night I was sitting on the bed holding a tablet and watching "Deadly Woman". The dog Yu Haiqiao lay on the bed and squinted at the phone. He looked at me and slanted his eyes toward me: "I think there are quite a few people recently. Look, there are still people discussing in our departmental group."

I sneered: "There are eight people in your department, all of whom are men. Are you still discussing the TV series you are chasing in the group?"

Yu Haiqiao is a scholar who reads a lot. He has long been short-sighted, but when he was reading to pretend to be handsome, he couldn't see the blackboard clearly but he insisted not to wear glasses. He had myopia correction surgery in college and his eyes could see. It's clear, but the habit of squinting at things is still here, he squinted his eyes and stared at my screen for a while.

I moved the screen to my side, deliberately blocking his view, and continued: "Your small department is quite lively?"

Yu Haiqiao frowned and began to break my arm, as if he was tearing a corbel with great strength: "Hey, let's watch it together. I haven't seen it yet."

I yelled deliberately and then threw the tablet to him. He took the tablet and glanced at me: "What a fart, can your bone be clamped by the door, can the door be broken, or can it be broken by me?"

I didn't come up in a breath at the time, thinking that I would use this to force him to fall asleep at night and strangle him with a rope.

He held the tablet in one hand to me and the other hand sneaked over and squeezed my arm gently. I gritted my teeth for a while, thinking that the **** Yu Haiqiao would have such a duplicity in this life. , I will follow his surname in the future.

Yu Haiqiao watched this work with me for a while holding a tablet computer, his mouth began to talk endlessly, watching the opening song for a while, "Oh, you women have a lot of real things, are they all violent? Look at this buddy who gave gifts to his wife and was smashed to death.” After a while, he said, “It’s good to be a housewife. The house is clean and saves money for looking for an aunt, and you can get hot meals when you go home.” He squinted his eyes. Read it seriously and discuss it with me, "It's not a problem for a man to cheat. There is no man in this world who doesn't steal fishy".

I couldn't bear it and didn't want to bear it anymore. I picked up the pillow behind my head and directly covered this incomprehensible face.

"Shut up, silly/force."

I think either I will divorce Yu Haiqiao in a hurry tomorrow, or I will kill him one day.

Yu Haiqiao has a face full of peach blossoms. It turned out that when I was short-sighted, I still had a sense of intrigue and shame. When strangers saw handsome guys, classmates saw them as academic bullies. A friend who is familiar with it is also a gentle and good young man, so I grew up with him to see the essence through phenomena. His essence is a dog/force.

When he was in high school, he chased the school flowers in our school, but he was a **** lover. He opened his mouth and shut up and said-it hurts women to have children. I don't want you to feel pain because of that, I only hope you are happy and happy.

—If you have something you like, you can do it, no matter whether it makes money or not, I can make money to support the family, and the housework will not let you touch it. I can ask auntie, you never have to worry about these things, I will do it for you Do it well.

-what? Like other people, of course it's impossible. I only like you. How can I still look at others after meeting you?

When I was in high school, I accidentally heard that I almost nauseated so much that my mother thought I had eaten something and got acute gastroenteritis. She dragged me to the hospital and was registered. Yu Haiqiao came to the hospital in a school uniform with sweaty forehead. I greeted me, and I got a few words of praise from my mother. She praised him for being handsome, mature, well-behaved and sensible, and I wished to put him in my stomach and give birth to him again.

I confessed them for a few moments, and immediately felt that my stomach was no longer nauseous, and I immediately wanted to go back to school and study hard every day.

The result of studying hard every day is that the university is admitted to a university in this city, which is about half an hour’s drive away from home. In the afternoon, I can go home for dinner and then return to the school to live on campus. The school is in the university town, and there are many universities nearby. The best university in the province is just one subway station away from the gate of our school. From the back street of our school to the end, it can be connected to the north gate of their school. .

Yu Haiqiao left the high school and bid farewell to his goddess school flower. This dog has good grades and basically wants to go to which university to go to which university, and stay in which city he wants to stay in. As a result, he cannot do without his own climate. In his hometown, his goddess school flower rushed to the international metropolis. On the day I broke up with him, I was drinking milk tea in a milk tea shop. The two of them were sitting not far from me, discussing the future very seriously, what development is good, and what opportunities? That's so much. When it comes to the school flower, the flower smiles bitterly and said: "I didn't expect you to stay here."

Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, pretended to be serious and said: "Yes, I didn't expect it either."

I have to spit out milk tea. After the goddess school flower left, Yu Haiqiao paid for the milk tea and bought a plate of snacks and sat across from me. I thought he broke up and wanted me to be relieved. He bought some snacks to please me before reaching out. Going to pick it up, he slapped his hand off with a slap. He sat on the opposite side of me and grabbed a plate of potato chips, biting it until I felt the magic sound filled my ears, and almost slapped his head with a slap.

Yu Haiqiao stared at me heavily and said, "I broke up."

I haven't sneered yet.

Yu Haiqiao immediately said: "Stupid/Forcibly, I don't stay at home. I ran so far to go to college. Who washes my clothes? Canteen food is unpalatable. Where should I eat?"

At that time, I felt that Yu Haiqiao was not worthy of love in this life.